Saturday, December 23, 2006
happy holidays
happy holidays to all bitches out there!
for the gals and gays, here's a little treat since you've been good this year

Tuesday, December 19, 2006
cedie and munting prinsipe
maloka kayo sa transformation ni tom taus! sya lang naman ang shufatembang ni antonette taus na gumanap na "cedie, ang munting prinsipe" at gumanap na bida sa pelikulang "kokey"
pwes! behold the new and improved tom taus
Friday, December 01, 2006
all i want for christmas
all i want for christmas is not my two front teeth. i dont care if the world needs world peace. i dont need all the love in the world. i know that diamonds are forever but i dont want that for christmas. i dont need a fancy car in the hood or any bling bling.
all i want for christmas is...
victor basa
too bad....he's gay....
Saturday, October 21, 2006
its been 48 years
eksena mga bilatchinas in the house. its been 48 years since last attack of the clones ditey sa blog kez. at now and forever, may i alive ang kicking na itey blog key hey hey. haggard! rusty lopez na ang brain cells ko sa pag-julat using the bilachina language. Corrected by pa ba ang gramma kez! Bilachina Sexbelle help me!
anyway, readsung kez ng mga past entrybelles and formality of culture ang mga posts ko. at kelanchi pa akez naging formality of culture. INGLESSERANG BILAT! imberna!
and now, i'm back! expressing my thoughts using my native language.....and that's gay linggo! charing!
kung sino manchi ang readsung ng mga entrybelles kez, whether bilachinas or menchuses, greet ko lang ang aking mga friendivas in ULLA MAE and SEXBELLE
update on the bilachinas :
ulla mae- land of the milk and honeychi. hoy bilat! asan na ang harbat namin nina bilatchina na bag na bag and other pakikay stuff. charing!
sexbelle - birthday boy baby boy bilot!!!
jowella- shoray ng mudra! dell ! flysiva na papalayo ng ps sa far away land.
jowshie - flysiva ang bilat sa sugartown! attack din akez dun next year, pag piso na lang ang flysiva fee :)
anyway, readsung kez ng mga past entrybelles and formality of culture ang mga posts ko. at kelanchi pa akez naging formality of culture. INGLESSERANG BILAT! imberna!
and now, i'm back! expressing my thoughts using my native language.....and that's gay linggo! charing!
kung sino manchi ang readsung ng mga entrybelles kez, whether bilachinas or menchuses, greet ko lang ang aking mga friendivas in ULLA MAE and SEXBELLE
update on the bilachinas :
ulla mae- land of the milk and honeychi. hoy bilat! asan na ang harbat namin nina bilatchina na bag na bag and other pakikay stuff. charing!
sexbelle - birthday boy baby boy bilot!!!
jowella- shoray ng mudra! dell ! flysiva na papalayo ng ps sa far away land.
jowshie - flysiva ang bilat sa sugartown! attack din akez dun next year, pag piso na lang ang flysiva fee :)
Tuesday, July 04, 2006
its been while
it's been a shile since my last post. hahaha. daming updates talaga.
eksena 1: promoted as RTA
as per last post, isa sa mga wish ko e to be promoted . well, 10 days akong absent and after that, i received the offer letter form basti with TM Kris. Yes! at last, corporate ladder here i come. charing lang. well, this was my 2nd application for the position and thank God i was in. siguro the team supervisor position sa vonage is not for me. hmmmm. alam mo na mahirap na...
eksena 2: haggard!
just like they said "be careful on what you wish for". well, i got the position but there are A LOT of sacrifices. grabe, kung haggard sa nsi, lalo na ngayon.huhuhuhu
eksena 3: Bye PS! Is this for real
for the record, the real reason why i left PS is.....alam nyo na! can't take it anymore! kaya yun, just forget yung pa-press release ko na "I want to focus on my studies chefer!", or "Greener pastures eklavu" now you know.
eksena 4: PAL at last
wow! its been a while since naging jobless ako (duh!). well, officially, im no longer with peoplesupport as of april 11, pero last time na nagreport ako e april 1....why? because i can't take it anymore. well, habang PAL e gora lang sa baguio, apply sa la salle for masters, apply sa other companies for "greener pastures", etc. pero parang kulang ang 1 month na pahinga. swear! as in di pa ako nakapag enjoy, yung tipong tulog-kain-tv-tulog. tapos tunga-nga lang....yun ang dream!
eksena 5: sitel
after 1 month of being PAL, im back on track! well, kelangan e! alam mo na, pano ka gigimik kung wala ka naman pera. hoping that this company will be a good one. well, for one, higher ang offer. tapos less haggard! as in petiks to the superlative degree. and one good thing, pumayag sila na morning shift ako. o diba, i still have a chance to study, to pursue my masters.
eksena 6: animo la salle
i passed! well, may bumagsak ba? hehehehehe....anyway, ok lang nman yun e, ang habol ko lang e to at least get some ADVERTISING units. wala lang, i really wanted to work in an ad agency (cholo alert!) and this can help me in my plan.
Why La Salle? e kse madaming menchus na chinese ( target!) joke! e kse kung sa UP, e parang i don't fit there kse matatalino dun, baka mahirapan lang ako...sa ateneo naman e walang advertising, at sa rockwell ang mba so no thanks....sa UST naman e, i want a different environment. kaya yun!
***til the next post!
eksena 1: promoted as RTA
as per last post, isa sa mga wish ko e to be promoted . well, 10 days akong absent and after that, i received the offer letter form basti with TM Kris. Yes! at last, corporate ladder here i come. charing lang. well, this was my 2nd application for the position and thank God i was in. siguro the team supervisor position sa vonage is not for me. hmmmm. alam mo na mahirap na...
eksena 2: haggard!
just like they said "be careful on what you wish for". well, i got the position but there are A LOT of sacrifices. grabe, kung haggard sa nsi, lalo na ngayon.huhuhuhu
eksena 3: Bye PS! Is this for real
for the record, the real reason why i left PS is.....alam nyo na! can't take it anymore! kaya yun, just forget yung pa-press release ko na "I want to focus on my studies chefer!", or "Greener pastures eklavu" now you know.
eksena 4: PAL at last
wow! its been a while since naging jobless ako (duh!). well, officially, im no longer with peoplesupport as of april 11, pero last time na nagreport ako e april 1....why? because i can't take it anymore. well, habang PAL e gora lang sa baguio, apply sa la salle for masters, apply sa other companies for "greener pastures", etc. pero parang kulang ang 1 month na pahinga. swear! as in di pa ako nakapag enjoy, yung tipong tulog-kain-tv-tulog. tapos tunga-nga lang....yun ang dream!
eksena 5: sitel
after 1 month of being PAL, im back on track! well, kelangan e! alam mo na, pano ka gigimik kung wala ka naman pera. hoping that this company will be a good one. well, for one, higher ang offer. tapos less haggard! as in petiks to the superlative degree. and one good thing, pumayag sila na morning shift ako. o diba, i still have a chance to study, to pursue my masters.
eksena 6: animo la salle
i passed! well, may bumagsak ba? hehehehehe....anyway, ok lang nman yun e, ang habol ko lang e to at least get some ADVERTISING units. wala lang, i really wanted to work in an ad agency (cholo alert!) and this can help me in my plan.
Why La Salle? e kse madaming menchus na chinese ( target!) joke! e kse kung sa UP, e parang i don't fit there kse matatalino dun, baka mahirapan lang ako...sa ateneo naman e walang advertising, at sa rockwell ang mba so no thanks....sa UST naman e, i want a different environment. kaya yun!
***til the next post!
Saturday, June 24, 2006
wandom tots...
- wish ko lang na maka attack ako sa BENCH FEVER sa araneta center on June 30. Roaring rampage of bilatchinas and menchuses. umbuk-umbakan portion!!!
- cute ni keanu sa the lake house! chuckster ng hereret ni sandra dun, di bagay ang short hair, masbagay pa rin sa kanya ang long hair! cute nila!!!!
- miss ko na ang queer eye for the straight guy...huhuhu...75 years na ako di nakakpanood
saang place in the sun ba ako makakahanap ng il mare dvd!!! galing na ako kung saan saan pero wala pa rin! grrrr!
Tuesday, June 06, 2006
the bitch is back...
THE BITCH IS BACK!!! eto na muli ang MARIBEL BITCHERA. back nanaman sa eksena ng pag b-blog. At last, after being exiled in a land far far away, after paging alipin e nagbabalik na rin moi. Miss ko na ang eksenang blogging! as in 48 years talaga ang eksena....at dahil 6-6-6 este 06-06-06, im resurrected! Easter! charing joke lang!!!
at dahil 48 years akong nawala, let me give you an update...
at dahil 48 years akong nawala, let me give you an update...
- na-ospital akesh dahil sa sobrang pagod! over fatigue! charing lang. hindi totoo nga...seriously...
- left the "Haggard Zone", moved a step higher, pero sobrang na-miss ko ang mga bilat
- bilatchina ulla left the bilachinas to go to the land of milk and honey
- maribel bitchera left. RESIGNATION itu!
- went on a month long hiatus, unemployed for 1 month
- got back on track, transferred to a new company
- back to school ang drama. maribel bitchera the archer. ANIMO LA SALLE
- tao na ako! di na ako vampire!!!!
o diba ang daming updates no. basta, til the next blogging chenes. :)














